He looks over and says see I told you that you should have gotten a turtle. You would have gotten it instead of him (Chuy) and taken such good care of him that we when we saw Sam, I would have said, "Good job, now you're ready for a dog."
Ohhhh really? We would have taken our pet turtle to the fundraiser for the Humane Society and walked him around the park on a leash- where we would then see Sam and frantically fill out the adoption papers?
Yes, honey, that's exactly how it would have happened.